How to be Matt on a smaller scale.
(You couldn’t handle the larger.)

Thurs, 31 May 2018: Exactly one year ago— to the hour— I was newly arrived in London, fighting jet lag and lack of sleep with large doses of fresh air and larger doses of coffee.

This morning I sit here in Pasadena, Maryland (hey, I don’t ONLY take you to Europe; sometimes I take you around the States) reflecting on last summer’s epic journey AND on the epic journey coming up, 24 June – 25 July.

“How do you do it?” some people ask when they hear about the latest Matt adventure. I’m pretty sure they’re not inquiring about how my hair stays so immaculately sculpted no matter the amounts of wind blown through it or sleep I haven’t had. They’re asking how I come up with the money to go to Europe every year.

We’re a couple of public high school teachers. We have a mortgage, a car payment, college loans, and the same utilities payments and day-to-day expenses as every other average middle class American.

Every other average middle class American hasn’t been to Europe this many times. So how DO we do it?

First off, you have to WANT to do it. Almost anything can be accomplished when you harness your passion.

As for the nuts and bolts of it, it’s all about saving money when you can and stretching your money when you do have to spend it.

My father chuckled several different times, several hours apart, over one of my small cost-saving measures. As we sat shoulder to shoulder on yesterday’s flight from Orlando to Baltimore, he was quizzical at the cover of the composition book in my lap. “Sophia V? Who’s Sophia V?”

“Sophia was one of my seventh period students this year, but she was absent almost every day we did journal writing, so her comp book is mostly empty,” I answered. “Plenty of blank pages I can fill with Venice notes during this flight. Why buy scratchpads when so many kids leave theirs behind?”

Dad was bemused enough at my possession of this former pupil’s notebook that you’d think she was seated a row behind us on the plane, ready to snatch it out of my hands.20180531_172535With three grocery stores only three minutes apart in my little hometown, it’s not hard to save money as a conscientious shopper. If Winn Dixie doesn’t have several of my needed items on “buy one, get one,” Publix does. Walmart seems to always have the lowest prices, and apps such as iBotta and Shopkick can save me even more money, when I can be bothered to cross-reference them as I shop and then scan my receipts afterward.

Some purchasing decisions are absolute no-brainers. I love to grill, so meats don’t have to be offered at a mega-discount to get me to buy ’em when the “seared flesh” mood strikes me. I walk into one of my local stores, daydreaming about steaks and chicken breasts and pork chops as I approach the meat sections. My eyes dart among the possibilities, the various four-footed critters who have sacrificed themselves so that I can stretch my belt another half-notch.

I see the T-bones (discounted a dollar each from yesterday, so that’s something) and the peeled raw shrimp (lookin’ a little small) and the chicken drumsticks (fat and juicy, definitely in the running).

Then I see this.20180506_190637Look at the label and you know instantly I’m going to find this item irresistible. And no, not just because it says “butt.” (Notice I say not JUST because.)

I didn’t specifically desire country style ribs that day, but when they’re unexpectedly hacked to less than a third of the price? Hell, Jack the Ripper didn’t slash that much.

Following in my financial footsteps is eventually going to cost you. That’s the whole point, right? You’ve saved a bunch of money so that you can take the trip, and for an American to experience Europe isn’t cheap.

However, if you’re a Matt-in-training, you know some money-saving basics.

For major travel expenses— airfare and lodging— always use a credit card with the lowest possible interest rate and no foreign transaction fees. I’d tell you the exact card company I recommend, but their sponsorship of MATT, TAKE ME TO EUROPE has not officially come through yet. Daddy needs HIS back scratched, too.

Don’t wait till the last minute to book a flight and hotels, or the prices may be ugly… but don’t book TOO soon, because that can cost more, too.

More tips are available by private consultation. Yes, that means you have to buy me a drink.

So, to save money day-to-day, you don’t have to alter everything about your shopping behavior and you certainly don’t have to live like a miser. Just, as Steve Winwood sang, “While you see a chance, take it.”

 

 

Some on a whim,
some you lock in.

Sat, 28 April 2018: Tonight I sewed up the final pre-payment of our upcoming London/Scotland adventure.

You save money by purchasing train tickets in advance, so I bought our group’s rides from the airport to the train station nearest our London hotel. A while back I secured our reservations at that hotel, and since then I’ve pre-paid for our West End theatre show, our Scotland train tickets, our Highlands tour, and our Edinburgh hotel.

Some things you leave to your last minute whims: dinner reservations at the restaurant you just walked past; tickets to see that band you kinda like who happens to be playing at the venue next to your hotel; one more subway ride across the city to retake the selfie that came out blurry.

But most things should not be decided on the spur of the moment. You know you need a place to sleep in your destination city, so book it before you fly. You don’t want to be dragging your luggage on a quest for a hotel when you’re jetlagged, and you certainly don’t want to pay the “walked in off the street” room rate. Your wife has her heart set on seeing that exhibition of her most beloved artist, so contact the museum in advance to be sure it’s still running when you get there. That winery has a waiting list to get in, so email them a few weeks ahead to guarantee your seat at a tasting.for 4.29.18 blog post but taken 6.6.17

Time will become your enemy if you let it! Settle and pay for the necessities ahead of time whenever possible, or you may regret it.

We’re gonna get KINKY in London again!

Sat, 31 March 2018, 12:11 pm: I just snapped up four tickets to see my favorite stage musical for the third time.

20180112_181255That’s me in New York City in January, where I caught KINKY BOOTS on Broadway. It was my second time seeing the show. My first time was last summer in London.

I enjoyed the London production more. Its audio was fuller, with the vocals and the orchestration mixed more pleasingly. The NYC cast was fine, but— maybe because I came to know them first— the London actors have my heart.

In fairness, my seat was closer in London, so I was more immersed in the proceedings. And in New York I had a mega-annoying perpetual cougher seated right behind me. Honestly, I heard his hacking as much as I heard the actors. Plus, there’s a magic about your first time, isn’t there? The jokes were all new and the kick-up-your-red-heels jubilation was like nothing I’d ever felt before in a theatre.

I loved that London show enough to select KINKY BOOTS as one of the two productions I caught on Broadway this past winter. I continue to love the play enough to attend it for this upcoming third time… at the Adelphi Theatre, where my KINKY love affair began.

For both of those performances Dana was with me, and she’ll be along for red round three— and so will two friends who are KINKY virgins. The greatest way to show your love for a production is to SHARE the love, so yep, that’s why I bought FOUR tickets today.

Our four seats are just about in the middle of the stalls (Brit speak for the main floor), two pairs in the same row, on either side of the center aisle. The most beautiful thing in the world, Charlie, is not having to climb over twenty people when you’ve gotta go pee.

As of this posting there are still plenty of good seats for our evening performance, and for the matinee show and the evening after. Join us on this London trip and I’ll plunk you into one of those seats.20180112_181250